Penis Puns, Jokes & One-Liners

A Movie Quote Book by Steve Stewart

Publisher: Companion Press (Laguna Hills, CA)

Written in English
Published: Pages: 124 Downloads: 396
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Subjects:

  • General,
  • Form - Jokes & Riddles,
  • Humor
The Physical Object
FormatPaperback
Number of Pages124
ID Numbers
Open LibraryOL12185933M
ISBN 10188913807X
ISBN 109781889138077
OCLC/WorldCa41441805

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